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tenderwave:

GODDAMN FUTURE SODA

Holy shit they have two of those at a burger joint called 5 guys! I was so confused when I saw them. Fucking future.

THIS MACHINE CHANGES LIVES OKAY

I SAW ONE OVER THE SUMMER AT THIS NOODLE STORE AND AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD DISPENSE ALL THE SODAS IN ONE THING BUT NO

THEY WENT BEYOND THAT

YOU CAN LIKE 

MIX AND MAKE DRINKS THAT NEVER EVEN EXISTED 

GRAPE SPRITE RASPBERRY COKE THERE IS NO END TO WHAT YOU CAN MAKE OUT OF IT I NEED THIS THING IN MY HOUSE IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO WORK JUST GET ME A BROKEN ONE AND IL SLEEP WITH IT

They also come with a diet version of every drink under the sun. Also, you can put cherry or vanilla into every drink under the sun too. This machine is too much power, I say. TOO MUCH POWER.

DID YOU EVER TRY VANILLA SPRITE OMG ITS SO GOOD

YOU GUYS DUDE RASPBERRY SPRITE IS DA BOMB YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

tHIS IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF STAR TREK OH MY GOD

AUGH NO THEY ARE IN PRACTICALLY EVERY FAST FOOD RESTAURANT IN ATLANTA NOW AND I GET SO PISSED OFF BECAUSE IDK IF THE EMPLOYEES DON’T CLEAN THEM ENOUGH OR WHAT BUT SOMETIMES SURE I’LL WANT A CHERRY VANILLA DR PEPPER, BUT SOMETIMES I WANT A PLAIN COKE, BUT I CAN’T HAVE A FUCKING PLAIN COKE FROM THESE MACHINES BECAUSE EVENTUALLY ALL THE FLAVOR SYRUPS MINGLE OR SOMETHING AND A PLAIN COKE IS JUST A DISTANT DREAM, INSTEAD I HAVE A STUPID FUCKING COKE THAT HAS VANILLA, CHERRY, RASPERRY, ORANGE, LIME AND WHATEVER THE FUCK OTHER FLAVORS AND I JUST GET SO MAD.